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Please give me an Oscar. Please. I thought maybe nobody had ever asked nicely before. With two pleases. Am I the most talented filmmaker up for consideration this year? Almost certainly not. But I hope to distinguish myself as the most desperate. Is anyone else willing to literally beg in their film? Come on, please.
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It's just that winning a major award would help me do important, meaningful stuff with my life. Like direct a heartwarming blockbuster about a misunderstood porcupine named Spike and feed my child. That's right, I have a baby. And if you don't give me a major award, he might starve. Not that I'm making a tragedy here.
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You're right, this is the Oscars. The more tragic, the better. Okay, here's a thing I've been thinking about. When I was a kid, everyone thought the world was going to end because of Y2K. They predicted planes would fall from the sky and nuclear reactors would melt down.

Short Film: Please Give Me An Oscar Please

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I’m incredibly excited to announce that my experimental short film Please Give Me An Oscar Please will make its world premiere on Chortle… right here, right now!

About the Film

Please Give Me An Oscar Please is the result of equal parts ambition, creativity, and sweaty-afternoons-in-my-garage. I made it while juggling a newborn1 and navigating two Hollywood strikes that had me wondering if I’d ever work again. Both the humor and the juxtaposed animation styles—stop-motion, digital 2D animation, and AI-generated pieces—aim to reflect the fractured, bizarre feeling of those times, which in many ways continues to this day.

The film is silly, strange, unique, and (with any luck) a future Oscar winner.

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Infinite thanks go to my wife, Robin, for allowing this nonsense.

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